The United States Marine Corps is over two hundred and twenty years of death and destruction. We are the finest fighting force this world has ever known. I was born in a foxhole. My mother is anger and my father is pain. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I'm a rough-looking, tough-talking warrior of the sea. I'm cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself.
I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea to prey upon enemies across the globe.
I feed upon anti-Americanism whenever it may arise - my hate makes me grow stronger. And when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life to Mom, the Corps, and the American flag. We live like warriors, talk like sailors, and slap the crap out of both. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army.On the seventh day, while God rested, we overran His perimeter, captured the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. Killer by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,